Sunday, February 18, 2007

My top ten guilty pleasure songs

My top ten guilty pleasure songs
Ok I have no idea why I am posting this... I figure someone who reads this might like it and hopefully will post something along the same lines. Everyone has them. They are buried deep inside their CD collection only to be taken out when its time to divide your belongs after you have split up. Scratch the surface of all music lovers and you will find some interesting facts. Well here is my list... Thanks to YouTube I can provide my list to everyone. Remember, if you can not say anything nice, keep it to yourself.



Feminism has always been a great scheme in marketing strategies. Every time you see a woman with a diamond ring on her right hand you are looking at great marketing. Well along those same lines here comes the Spice Girls. Their first album was a huge hit but with the movie, the 12 inch dolls, the second album, the clothes and so on and so on their fame dissipated. Thank the lord for that.


While this song is one of the first things I remember about Fish it is still annoying. I was always hoping that Mark McGrath would fall off the face of the earth after that summer but alas he now hosts Extra. Now there is some great treat for the eyes.

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All guys probably hate George Michael. But that is probably because they hate that a gay guy can wright about love better than most people. When Limp Bizkit redid this song they took a little of the stigma away from liking this song. No one dares like the original.


One of the greatest bands to come out of the Dance Music scene in New York City. Unfortunately the band was disbanded in 1994. The group would try to release a few more albums but nothing much came from it. In 2003, Kier M. Kirby, the lead singer for the band, sued the SEGA corporation because they based the main character of the "Space Channel 5" video game of of her. So much for that is in her heart.

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Nothing brings back better memories than Journey's Greatest Hits playing over and over again in the Frame Shop. With this as the soundtrack, the basis for F.U. (Framing University) would be born. Nothing like listening to someone who sounds like they have their nuts in a vice all day long.

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Clamming that you are only watching the video because she is hot will only take you so far. But come on you are just listening to the song. Too bad she became a crazy woman and got married for like 45 seconds and then again to a complete douchebag.


Recently CNN reported that some research from North Carolina State University stated that women who swallowed semen through fellatio one to two times a week can reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent. Sadly Kylie Minogue fell to some hardship soon after she became popular again. I would just like to say that I am always happy to help.


Once I was driving down the palisades close to the tollbooths. While I was driving "I Will Survive" came on the radio. So of course I turn up the radio and start singing along. I sang all happy until I got to the tollbooth and the tollbooth lady heard what I was singing along to.


Here is a plan for success... Name yourself after some Mexican food and carry around florescent light bulb through out the whole video and sing a song from 1929. The best thing to ever happen to this song is when Peter Boyle sang it in "Young Frankenstein."


Everyone knows the lyrics to this song. A great satire on the fashion and music culture like this was bound to make it a hit. The most macho gay band from the UK would make other songs but none as popular. Maybe they are to sexy for this list. I know its a bad pun.


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