Candy....

Well the devil she made sweet candy
Took 6 days and nights to dream
On the 7th day she rested
Woke up early and made ice cream

Sugars only sweetness
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little yellow sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone completely
Take off the lid and there you are

Now the devil she must be a dentist
With deep jawbreaker eyes
Red rope hair gum drop lips
Cotton candy thighs

Chocolate lava stole my body
And aftertaste stole my mind
Left me dangling down defenseless
And then sweet candy she said goodbye

Now my teeth are worn and useless
My eyes too sunk to see
My tongue swole up to twice its size
And all I wanna do is eat


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In a Galaxy far far away...

Well during all my wanderings through the internet I have found many Star Wars related things... I figured some people might like them...

George Lucas in Love
...Ok let’s start out with what I feel is the best Star Wars video ever... George Lucas in Love is a spoof of Shakespeare in Love - done with a complete twist of Star Wars. Watch closely and see Lucas’ inspirations for the Star Wars series as he faces his final challenge in college.


Star Wars Gangsta Rap
...Another one of my all time favorites... This video actually won an Official Star Wars Fan Film Award... It is hosted at Atomfilms.com
<a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/gangsta_rap_flv/" target="_blank">Star Wars Gangsta Rap</a>

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Darth Vader in Love
...Darth Vader falls in love with a girl in a pink outfit... Darth Vader telling himself that he is an idiot is just comedy gold...


TROOPS
... This is a mockumentary based on COPS. The intro ends with the monologue "TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial Forces. All suspects are guilty--Period! Otherwise, they wouldn’t be suspects, would they?"


Art of the Saber
... Anyone who saw Episode 1 knows that there were basically three good scenes in that film. One of them being "Duel of the Fates." Well the following film is very similar except it does not have that loser Jar Jar in it...


Darth Vader vs Japanese Police
... What a simple concept that comes out to be totally funny... Makes me want to learn Japanese so I know what the last guy is saying...


Hardware Wars 1 of 2
... For many this was the first Star Wars parody... Very simple animation but it is just so funny... Ever since I saw this movie you will find me going around saying "I can’t understand you..." at random...


Darth Vader on Acid
... Hey I can think of a political leader right now that can fit into this thing...


Oh right... This is what I was thinking of...


Samurai Sith Lord
... If Star Wars took place in Japan and Jedis were ninjas, this is what Stormtroopers would hunt them down in during the Great Jedi Purge. They’re obviously smarter than the average clone, too, since they’re too dumb and clumsy to wield katana. Created by artist Yoshi Isao and on display at Gift Show 2008 in Tokyo.


Darth Vader hot air balloon makes you feel the force
... This Darth Vader helmet-shaped hot air balloon towers 86 feet high, is 69 feet wide and 78 feet deep. That’s a pretty hefty and intimidating size head of one of the most notorious sci-fi villains around. The next step would be to build a giant Death Star balloon for this to dock into.


Sexy Recruitment Posters for the Empire
... (click the poster for more) If the Imperial Army had stormtroopers that looked like this, we can only assume that a) they’d have a ton of new recruits signing up, and b) they’d run out of funds building form-fitting stormtrooper armor for these overly endowed poster girls. It’s not clear if those boobs are silicon-enhanced or Force-imbued, but they’re clearly meant to get your midichlorians flowing.



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Last Man Standing

Welcome Earthlings... I am Uatu. I am called many things by many tribes. Your people know me as The WATCHER. Welcome to the archives of the UNIVERSAL LIBRARY. The data below was originally printed in Wizard Magazine 70 in June 1997......

It’s the one debate that’s been raging for over 50 years: "My favorite superhero can kick your favorite’s ass!" And there’s never been a clear-cut answer. Until now.

What WIZARD has done is gathered up all the superheros in comic-dom, pitted them against one-another and determined not only who the top 10 most powerful superheros are, but how they placed on that top 10 list as well.

Our criteria for placement was as follows:

1. Only superheros allowed. No supervillians or ridiculously cosmic beings of a higher "universal" order (like Galactus, Highfather, Neron or Mephisto) allowed. And ...

2. This was treated as a no-holds-barred, do-or-die contest. Each character is giving it his all in the battles we’ve set before them.

With that said, meet the 10 man on the list ...



10) HULK
... HIS DEAL: Caught in the heart of a gamma bomb explosion, genius scientist Dr. Robert Bruce Banner finds himself transformed into a 7-foot, one-ton green behemoth with near-unlimited strength, rapid tissue-regenerative powers and nigh-inexhaustible stamina.
... WHY HE’S 10: "Hulk Smash! ... and that’s about it. Yeah, he may posseses Banner’s keen scientific mind and the ruthless cunning of Mr. Fixit, but on this list of supermen, warrior women and Norse gods, the Hulk’s muscle just ain’t enough to overcome the 10 slot.

09) FIRESTORM
... HIS DEAL: Trapped in an experimental nuclear reactor, high school student Ronnie Raymond and Prof. Martin Stein gained the ability to merge into the superhero Firestorm, a being with the ability to alter his own molecular density and the molecular configuration of all inanimate matter.
... WHY HE’S 9: Ronnie’s a young turk who’s easily distracted, even with Stein playing the brainy scientist. While the Hulk’s limited powers are something Ronnie could handle, any of the more varied attacks from the really diversified guys on this list would clean Ronnie’s clock.
... VS. HULK: One heavy-duty adamantium prison cell whipped up outta nowhere, and the Hulk is outta the fight in five seconds flat.

08) PROFESSOR X (PRE-ONSLAUGHT)
... HIS DEAL: Born a mutant, Prof. X is the world’s most powerful telepath. Despite being wheelchair-bound, he can read minds and wipe minds clean.
... WHY HE’S 8: While the good professor may possess the most powerful melon on Earth, his frail body would prove too much a liability against the powerhouses on this list.
... VS. HULK: No contest. Prof. X would sense ol’ Green-genes’ thoughts from a mile away, and after having zero success trying to reason with him, turn ol’ Jade Jaws into a green vegetable.
... VS. FIRESTORM: Before Firestorm could think of a way to nix him, Prof. X. would "hear" his thoughts and force Stein and Raymond to separate into their powerless civilian personae.

07) SPAWN
... HIS DEAL: Making a deal with the devil, government assassin Al Simmons was resurrected with a price: finite magical powers capable of nearly any feat imaginable but, when exhausted, will drag him back to Hell to lead its forces against Heaven.
... WHY HE’S 7: His fear of using his finite powers against the titans on this list would give his opponents an opportunity to get a second shot in --- which, against this crowd, would be one shot too many.
... VS. HULK: Spawn has lost body parts in the past without sweating it too much, so while the green skin Goliath may punch an arm or two off, Spawny-guy here can take the punishment and blast the big guy to atoms.
... VS. FIRESTORM: Though they have simliar powers, Spawn has the edge in that he can also create things outta nothing. Bound by common physics, Firestorm wouldn’t have aprayer against a guy who has the powers of hell behind him.
... VS. PROF. X: When Chuck probes a disturbing alienish mind, he gets all disoriented -- and they don’t come more disturbing than resurrected government hitmen/generals-in-training for Satan’s war against Heaven. The second Charlie taps into Al’s noggin, BAM! the Professor’d be stunned for a few seconds and that’s all Al’d need to leave Chuck a stain in a wheelchair.

06) DR. STRANGE
... HIS DEAL: As our dimension’s Sorcerer Supreme, Steven Strange stands as the first and last line of defense against all magic-based menaces that threaten our dimension.
... WHY HE’S 6: While he’s beaten cosmic menaces to save the universe countless times, Doc Strange is only human with limited stamina, speed and reflexes.
... VS. HULK: He’s beaten the Hulk before (Hulk 300), and he’d do it again. Teleporting him to another dimension, forcing him to sleep, making the Hulk believe he’s already won the fight and getting him to walk away ... the list goes on and on.
... VS. FIRESTORM: Know how Spawn’s mystical powers would overwhelm Firestorm? Doc’s spell casting would do it the same way. Just faster.
... VS. PROF. X: Wouldn’t Prof. X see him coming? Not when Dr. Strange steps out of a side dimension with a host of spells at the ready, kiboshing the Professor before he had time to spin his wheelchair around.
... VS. SPAWN: Two things tip it in Doc’s favor. First, he’s been around a lot longer, traveled to countless dimensions with varied battlegrounds and has forgotten more mystic battles than Spawn’s ever experienced. Secondly, while Spawn is cautious with his power, the Doc would just cut loose.

05) FLASH
... HIS DEAL: Wally West taps into the Speed Force, a universal force that gives him the ability to run, think and react at near-light speed.
... WHY HE’S 5: It’s next to impossible to react to this guy’s attack. You’re not going to see him coming, and by the time you realize he’s there, he’s already hit you a hundred times over.
... VS. HULK: The Flash would just vibrate through the Hulk and , ewww, make him explode.
... VS. FIRESTORM: For all his powers, Ronnie’d have no time to react to the Flash or even turn intangible. Flash would be all over this guy like white on rice.
... VS. PROF. X: Knowing the Flash is one-tenth of a nanosecond away from clocking you isn’t going to do you much good. Bye-bye, Chuck.
... VS. SPAWN: 99 percent of Spawn’s foes are just big hulking guys relying on raw power. The flash represents a foe unlike anything ol’ Spawny-guy has ever faced, whereas Wally has dealt with magic-based foes before. This fight is over without Al ever knowing who clobbered him.
... VS. DR. STRANGE: Same deal as Spawn. Doc Strange isn’t going to know hitting him and isn’t going to stay conscious long enough to find out.

04) WONDER WOMAN
... HER DEAL: Spawned by Greek goddesses on the paradise island of Themyscira, Dianan is an immortal Amazon granted flight, incredible strength, speed, wisdom, and beauty.
... WHY SHE’S 4: Raised an an Amazon warrior, Wonder Woman isn’t just some muscle-bound brawler--- she’s a highly skilled warrior who knows how to spot an enemy’s weakness and exploit it.
... VS. HULK: While the two are pretty evenly matched strength-wise, Diana gets the advantage with speed. flight and warrior skills. As cagey and sharp as the Hulk is, he isn’t as skilled in tactical combat.
... VS. FIRESTORM: Like Flash, Diana’d use superspeed to land one quick punch. And when you’re as strong as the Hulk, that’s about all you need.
... VS. PROF. X: After countless battles of wills through fighting the Greek gods’ magic and bending people to her will through her magic lasso, we see Wonder Woman being grabbed by Chuck telepathically. But a sluggish Diana either grabs the Prof with her lasso and commands him to stop or just hits him with some loose debris. Either scenario takes Charlie out of the fight.
... VS. SPAWN: She could take the early hits Spawn would probably nail her with, but she wouldn’t be hit by that many. Fueled by speed, strength and warrior know-how, Spawn goes down for the count.
... VS. DR. STRANGE: Wonder Woman is based in magic, so while Doc is busy unsuccessfully trying to mess with her on that front (no way is he undoing the work of the Greek gods), Diana’s superspeed has her on him from all fronts battering his shields with near-Superman-level strength. With that kind of onslaught, she’s bound to tag him once, which is all she needs.
... VS. FLASH: We see Diana hammered relentlessly by hundreds of blows from the as-good-as-invisible Flash. But between her nigh-invulnerability, superspeed and canny fighting prowess, she’d eventually detect a pattern in the Flash’s attack and stun him with a glancing blow. Long enough for Diana to finish the job and then collapse.

03) SUPERMAN (PRE-"ELECTRO-SUPERMAN")
... HIS DEAL: Rocketed from the exploding planet Krypton, Clark Kent grew to adulthood on Earth to learn that this planet’s yellow sun and weaker gravity gave him near-invulnerability strength, speed, stamina, hearing, etc. Calling himself Superman, he now fights the never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way!
... WHY HE’S 3: This guy’s name pretty much says it all. We’ve already see the power the Flash has as his command with superspeed, so when you mix in superstrength, heat vision, invulnerability and the other dozen powers at Supes’ command, he becomes fairly unbeatable.
... VS. HULK: We actually saw this already in Marvel vs. DC 3, which saw Supes coming out on top. While the Hulk can stand toe-to-toe in strength, Big Blue’s superspeed, flight and heat vision put him over the top.
... VS. FIRESTORM: While Supes would be in trouble if Firestorm got a bead on him (Firestorm once trapped Supes in a kryptonite bubble back in Fury of Firestorm 4), Supes’ speed has him getting the drop on Ronnie, and ending the fight before it ever begins.
... VS. PROF. X: Though Supes wouldn’t take Chuck down as fast as the Flash did, it would only be by a half-second or so.
... VS. SPAWN: For those of you not in the know, magic (along with kryptonite) is one of the few things that really cripples Supes. Good thing Supes’ Flash-like speed lets him get in close to Spawn and take him down with a super-punch before Al even knows what hit him.
... VS. DR. STRANGE: We see Supes having a lot more trouble with Doc than with Spawn, simply because Doc’s a sorcery veteran. But even if he bounced off an initial deflective shield, no way can Doc get a bead on him for a direct attack. A superspeed delivered punch or zap of heat vision wraps up the flight in under a minute.
... VS. FLASH: Yeah, the Flash is faster, but Supes ain’t no slouch in the speed department, either, giving Wally only slight edge. Plus, like WW, Supes can take anything the Flash can dish out and eventually land a knock-out blow.
... VS. WONDER WOMAN: Now this would be a cool fight! Fairly evenly matched with flight, strength and speed, Supes is still just a little tougher, a little faster and just a tad stronger. Diana would eventually tire, while Supes is a living solar battery with enough power reserves to be the one (barely) standing at the end of the battle.

02) THOR
... HIS DEAL: The actual Norse God of Thunder, Thor possesses "normal" Asgardian attributes including immorality, superstrength and nigh-invulnerability. He is armed with Mjolnir, the mystical war hammer capable of opening passageways through space and time, blocking all sorts of energy blasts and bending the elements to its master’s will.
... WHY HE’S 2: This guy is a Norse god warrior, trained and skilled in the art of battle. And he’s been doing it for countless ages. Give him a magical hammer and the power over the elements, and he’s unbeatable. Almost.
... VS. HULK: The Hulk may be as tough and as strong as Thor, but Goldilock’s got ’im beat in the skill department, seeing as how he’s been fighting gods, armies, trolls and wizards for over a millennium. It might mean a couple days bed rest afterward, but Thor wins the belt in this bout.
... VS. FIRESTORM: Surprised by the sheer force of the storm and unexpected lightening bursts. Firestorm loses his concentration and becomes tangible. Yeah, he wouldn’t be beaten by the storm, but one shot from Mjolnir would knock the Nuclear Man senseless.
... VS. PROF. X: Pushing himself to the limits in his search for the mind behind the storm buffeting the mansion (Mjolnir’s magic at work), Prof. X detects Thor’s presence seconds before Thor clobbers him into unconsciousness.
... VS. SPAWN: Puh-lease! Thor’s already faced down all sorts of demonic magic types like Hela (Asgard’s ruler of Hell), so while Spawn may take some time to wear down, trapping him in the middle of a hurricane, hailing a blitzkrieg of lightening bolts on ’im and pounding him with Mjolnir would leave Al a pile of pulpy necroplasm.
... VS. DR. STRANGE: Magic? No problem! You gotta remember that Thor’s trusty hammer Mjolnir can handle any magic tossed Thor’s way. Doc might as well be weaving a blanket instead of a spell, ’cause Thor would make him say "good night".
... VS. FLASH: Similar to his bout with Wonder Woman, the Flash would get in some good shots against the Thunder God... but if it’s one thing Thor has shown, it’s that he can take punishment. Between the monstrous storm that’d spring up out of nowhere, dodging lightening bolts and whirling hammers, the Flash would eventually be tagged and, well that’d be that.
... VS. WONDER WOMAN: The coolest fight on this whole list!!! Two super-strong, super-tough warriors battling it out with sheer power and skills in a battle that would leave both warriors horrifically wounded and completely exhausted... with Thor the last one standing. He’s just tougher, with a billion more lifetimes of battle-experience beneath his belt.
... VS. SUPERMAN: While Supes has the edge in speed and flight (Thor gets pulled by his hammer; he doesn;t really fly.), once again Thor’s warrior training and combat experience would give him the edge he needs to have more of his blows connect, eventually laying the Kryptonian flat. It’s all in the name: Super-Man; Thor, God of Thunder.

01) SILVER SURFER
... HIS DEAL: As the former herald of the world-devourer Galactus, Norrin Radd possesses he "power cosmic," an energy source capable of almost any feat imaginable, making him one of the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
... WHY HE’S 1: The Surfer is the fringe character that seperates humanity from the omnipotence of Galactus or Eternity, making him tops on our list. His power cosmic is so powerful that it’s not a matter of what the Surfer can do, it’s what he can’t. Matter-manipulation, the power reserves of stars, traveling at lightspeed ... he may even be able to create life. He’s truly in a power class of his own.
... VS. HULK: The Hulk may be physically stronger than the Surfer, but come on, our boy Norrin would never let the Hulk get near him. He’d zip up on the Hulk at near-light speed, unleash just a fraction of the power cosmic and, when the Hulk came to at the bottom of the smoking crater a couple days later, the Surfer’d be done kicking the crap out of the rest of the heroes on this list.
... VS. FIRESTORM: No contest. Whatever Ronnie can do, Norrin can undo. With the skill and far greater matter-manipulation power at his command, Firestorm rates a two-panel fight at best.
... VS. PROF. X: Yeah, you guessed it, between the Surfer’s incomprehensible speed and indomitable will, Prof. X may give the Surfer a run for his money in chess, but not in combat.
... VS. SPAWN: The Surfer’s faced down Mephisto, Marvel’s version of Satan, so a Satan-flunkie like Spawn ain’t gonna do much that the Surfer hasn’t overcome before.
... VS. DR. STRANGE: Dr. Strange is a human conduit of magic with human frailties, while the Surfer can stand at the center of a super-nova without breaking a sweat. It might take a couple of hours, but Strange would burn himself out trying to dent the Surfer.
... VS. FLASH: Sorry, the Surfer is faster than the Flash, with the power of the universe at his command. Once you take away his speed, Wally is just a guy. G’night, Wally.
... VS. WONDER WOMAN: Diana may be a better fight, but the Surfer is faster, tougher and more powerful. Ten bucks says Wonder Woman’s bracelets aren’t up to deflecting the power cosmic.
... VS. SUPERMAN: While Supes might land a couple of blows as the Surfer is trying to talk to him, our bald buddy Norrin could either hammer Supes into submission with the power cosmic or suck all the solar energy out of him with his energy manipulation powers.
... VS. THOR: Surfer’s power cosmic is fairly evenly matched with Mjolnir (whose magical properties aren’t affected by the universe’s laws of physics), which would absorb/deflect Surfer’s power for a while. While Surfer couldn’t do much physical damage to Thor, Thor would hammer the Surfer unconscious ... if he could hit them. And even though Mjolnir could block Surfer’s powerful blasts, some would eventually land. As the battle progressed, more and more of the Surfer’s blows would connect until one super-blast of the power cosmic would put the Odinson down for the count. And the worst part? The Surfer, one of the most noble spirits in the universe, would search the rubble after the fight, grab Mjolnir and head off to Disneyworld.

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Fun with Typography...

From Wikipedia: Typography is the art and techniques of type design, modifying type glyphs, and arranging type. Type glyphs (characters) are created and modified using a variety of illustration techniques. The arrangement of type is the selection of typefaces, point size, line length, leading (line spacing) and letter spacing.

Fight Club
... David Fincher’s adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk’s was one of the greatest films ever. Fight Club the movie or the book was the most controversial film of the year. But still it set the mood of the landscape of the American male for many years. I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise...


Who’s on first
... While many people have claimed to have written this skit it has only been done well by one comedy duo. Even though Rain Man said it all the time. Most people have never really heard the whole thing from beginning to end. Well have fun...


Good will hunting
... Matt Damon and Ben Afflec’s first foray into Hollywood included some big name actors... One of them was Robin Williams as a great psychiatrist. Probably one of William’s finest performances. Not counting Dead Poet’s Society.


Ocean’s Eleven
... While 2001’s Ocean’s Eleven was basically an exercise in fashion over film making it still stands as a great piece of film making. The Rat Pack’s 1960 film is substantially different that it seems to stand on its own. Next time you watch the film watch Brad Pitt eat during the whole film.


Red vs. Blue
... For those who do not know Red vs Blue was an animated series based on Microsoft’s famous Halo. If you ever have four hours to waste I suggest you pick up the show or watch it on the Roster Teeth Productions web site.


Thank You for Smoking
... This is one of the greatest satire films of our generation. I remember driving around and going to the other side of the river to see this film because it was only being shown in one theater. Needless to say I missed it and I drove home with out seeing this great film... If you have not seen it check it out...



V for Vendetta
... This film would be nothing with out Hugo Weaving. His voice carried his whole performance. It is difficult to portray any kind of emotion to anyone when you are wearing that mask. I think everyone should memorize this speech... I know I will... lol...


Wedding Crashers
... This film practically created the adult comedy genre. It is rather unfortunate that from this great film we get crap like Knocked Up. Oh well...


Pulp fiction
... Enough said...



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Ten Hardest Songs to Sing...

I think the title says it all...


Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pidgins in the Park
...This song is not on the list because the lyrics are complicated or because they are hard to remember. It is because it is hard to sing with a straight face. I can just imagine some looser trying to sing this song while walking through a park on a date. The fun version of this song is not available because embedding was disabled but you can view it here...


Eminem - With Out Me
...Never has such a scathing attack on the an artist’s world grown to such popularity. This song and the subsequent video show that Marshall Mathers is truly a master of contemporary topics. Touching on everything from the FCC to Chris Kirkpatric of *NSYNC. The Hardest part of singing this song is having that much hate to sing about.


Yakko Warner - Yakko’s World
...Remember those t shirts that said, "If you see the Police... Warn a Brotha..." Yeah well this song is nothing like that. This song whole concept is just to teach or amuse, someone into listening to a list of all the countries of World. While not a complete list at the time, let alone now, it is very entertaining. Plus it uses the Mexican Hat Dance as the tune. From landscapers to to practitioners of Mexican Judo... Everyone enjoys the Mexican Hat Dance...


Chumbawamba – Tubthumping
...Once again its not about the lyrics. This time it is about the endless repetition of one line. There was a time when my friends and I would have karaoke night. Well one night after a few too many beers I got it into my head to sing this song. Needless to say I have up half way through just because i got so sick and tired of singing along.


Snow - Informer
...Back in 1993 this was one of the coolest songs ever... EVER!!! But then it became 1994 and suddenly we all knew better. With songs such as this it’s a miracle that white Canadian reggae did not take of as a musical genre. This song is so difficult to sing along that I did not know that the narrator is accused of participating in a homicide. I guess that is what Wikipedia is for.


Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start the Fire
...Originally written because Joel wanted to become a history teacher. It is a great confrontation to the state of things when the song was written. There have been many rumors about a sequel to this song for years but Joel is constantly denying the rumors. I am betting if he crashes another couple of cars in Long Island he will get around to going back to the well.


Bare Naked Ladies - One Week
...It’s kind of sad that this One-Hit-Wonder’s song has to be a pain in the ass to sing. What is it about Canadians that gives them a propensity to come up with these songs. The best part of this song is all the cool stuff that is mentioned along the way. Nothing but lists...


Garth Brooks - Ain’t Going Down (’Til The Sun Comes Up)
...Who says country isn’t fun. There is nothing like trying to sing this song with a busted ankle. I knew next day I would be leaving to go deep sea kayaking for 50 miles but hey what did it matter. I was having fun pretending to sing along...


R.E.M. - It’s The End Of The World As We Know It
...This is the hardest song on the list because as far as I know there isn’t a human being alive who knows all the words to this song. Also, it has basically dropped from radio play and aside from watching Independence Day over and over I do not know when I will hear it again.


Blues Traveler - Hook
...The funniest thing about this song is that even though its number one on the list, the difficult part of the song does not start until three minutes into it. The first time I was able to sing this song in its entirety I jumped up and down. Still I was on the second floor of my then apartment and managed to piss of my neighbors...


Ok thats it... Leave some feed back to tell me if I left something out... I wonder how many people listened to all the songs...

Whos doin right with someone tonight

I do not know how many people have seen this stuff... As far as I am concerned this is comedy gold... I am not sure how many people watch Jimmy Kimmel Live... Actually I don't either... I used to watch The Man Show religiously though...

Well Jimmy has a tradition where he constantly bumps Matt Damon... Its actually pretty funny... Watch...


For those who do not know... Jimmy Kimmle is dating Sarah Silverman... Well check out what happens when she goes on his show...


The whole interview in two parts... Interview

Needless to say Jimmy was pretty upset... So he made his own video... Check it out...


Since most people do not read the Extra Reading Sections of my blogs I figure I will just post it here as a whole...



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I Never Said That I Was Brave

For now I need your hidden love.
I'm cold as a new razor blade.
You left when I told you I was curious,
I never said that I was brave.

Your letters they all say that you're beside me now.
Then why do I feel alone?
I'm standing on a ledge and your fine spider web
is fastening my ankle to a stone.

Come over to the window, my little darling,
I'd like to try to read your palm.
I used to think I was some kind of Gypsy boy
before I let you take me home.

Well you know that I love to live with you,
but you make me forget so very much.
I forget to pray for the angels
and then the angels forget to pray for us.

We met when we were almost young
deep in the grey metal park.
You held on to me like I was a crucifix,
as we went kneeling through the dark.

Oh, you are really such a pretty one.
I see you've gone and changed your name again.
And just when I climbed this whole mountainside,
to wash my eyelids in the rain!

Now so long, it's time that we began
to laugh
...and cry
......and cry
.........and laugh about it all again.