Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hey Red, I am ready for my test now...

I'm not comin' back
I'm not gonna react
I'm not doin' shit for you.
I'm not sittin' around while you are tearin' it down around us.
I'm not livin' a lie while you swim in denial
'Cause you're already dead and gone
You leave me out on the curb just like everyone else before you.

Welcome to my world
Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone.
Another lesson burned
And I'm drowning in the ashes
Kicking
Screaming
Welcome to my world

I don't care what you think I'm not seeing a shrink.
I'm not doing this again.
I'm not another student or a mother to take your shit out on
So let's see what you got, let's see what you're not
And what ever else you pretend
You've defended my intentions long enough


kids in the hall

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Trend setter...

For those of you who have never heard of Google Trends... I invite you to check it out... It basically allows you to check out the most popularly searched terms since 2004 till now... I think you can use this to figure out whats cooler... Seriously.... check out this...

The Yankees vs The Mets
New York vs Los Angeles
Nazi vs Terrorist
Beach vs Mountains
Weapons of Mass Destruction vs American Idol
Shorts vs Sweaters
Beer vs Gas Prices
Elvis vs Beatles

Because of Google Trends I now know that it is better to have a good PR firm than a good advertizing agency...
Advertising vs P.R.

It does do some strange stuff though...
Man vs. Woman
Men vs. Women

By 2010 I think Steve Jobs might finally come out ahead...
Apple vs Windows

See what I mean... I figure if Google says so then it must be true...
God vs Satan
Google vs God

My only question is... What the fuck happened in January of 2006?
WTF?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

How does your phone pronounce "Shuriken"




Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again