I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow

Back to me. Ok so my friend drags me to go see "The Ladykillers" with Tom Hanks last Thursday. I tell her I want to see "Hellboy." Well as the movie starts I say, "If this movie sucks you are so coming to go see "Hellboy." Yeah before I dropped her off at her house that night I said, "I'll see you tomorrow."

The cool thing about that night was that I ran into an old friend of mine that was doing a pre-screening for a film. He was about to let my friends and I just cut the whole line and get in to go see the movie. We already had the tickets so we said no. But I got his number again so later ... I'm going to the movies.

Went to go see "Hellboy" and not my cousin as originally planned. More on that later. At least it was better than "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." I would say it's on par with DareDevil on crappy comic book films. AFFLECT WAS THE BOMB IN "PHANTOMS." And a hell of a lot better than "Captain America."

Finally this Saturday I went to go see "Passion" with my cousin and it was sold out. I want to see this movie already. I want to see the sequel when that comes out "P2: Judgment day" the final part of the trilogy will be "Apocalypse Now." For the prequel I can get Kevin Cosner to play Noah for the "Waterworld" type scenes. I want to see the movie where Jesus dies on good Friday. Grant I don't think it was that good for him. I don't really want or need Jesus as a personal savior. I don't really need Jesus to remind me to be a good person. I really try to do that on my own. All he really needs to do is remind me to turn the lights off when i leave the room.

Well this weekend "The Passion" was number Six on the top ten grossing films. Number One? "Hellboy." I fear the forces of good have lost in the cinematic battle for our souls. I mean the son of god lost against the son of satin. Is it just me or does this remind people of a "South Park" episode.

The main reason why I have come to believe Jesus lost was because of the insurmountable evidence. That Friday at the dinner with qubeley and monkey_god the strangest thing happened. I was showing monkey_god my movie ticket of the night because I knew he wanted to see "Hellboy." Well qubeley grabbed my movie ticket and ate it. Actually chewed it up and ate it. With out salt. She chewed it up and swallowed the damn thing. Life owes me a movie ticket.

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