Spider-Man India? WTF!!!

Ok now I am angry with the world. Whats up with this. Marvel Comics has just announced Spider-Man India. That's right mo-fos they are retelling the whole Spider-Man mythology so it is more "relevant" to the culture. Read all about it here.

Most of the following ideas were edited form another website with a few things of my own. This is the part where I loose most people...

What the hell is wrong with this world. My comic-geek senses are tingling and they are telling me that this comic is going to suck more than the clone saga. I think this is a mouthful of Chicken Tika spit in the face of all true Spider-Man fans. Everyone knows that Spider-Man is a White Anglo Male. Just like Jesus. Don't you see how much Dabaya is screwing up our economy? Even our comic book superheroes are being outsourced to India. Screw you NAFTA. Can you imagine how the new Peter Parker won't be taking pictures. I bet he will be working tech support for Gateway or something. And whats with those shoes? Peter Parker went to Standard High School, a respectable center for education, not Harvey Milk High School. Those shoes make him look fruity. And whats with the excess cloth on his costume. Watch him get stuck on one of the spires of the Taj Mahal. How is he supposed to climb building with those tiny little feet. In the original comics, Tod McFarlane issues #300-375, Spider-Man's calves looked like they could stop a bullet. This guy on the other hand looks like he has ballerina feet. All I have to say is, they better keep their dirty Bollywood hands off Spider-Man 2. The only good thing I can see about this is Vishnu would be a great Doc Oc instead of that guy that looks like Ray Romano thats going to be in Spider-Man 2. That guy looks like Ray Romano and the character Manny that hey voiced for in Ice Age rolled into one. Plus everyone knows that the best Spider-Man spin off is Spider-Man 2099. He had the best costume. Why are these people allowed to destroy my childhood idol. I know people are angry that all the best comics are based in the United States but that is not a reason to change them. I don't think this is a very good example of how The Man is trying to keep us down.

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