Up Your Chimney Santa

Things that sound dirty at Christmas, but are not

10. Did you get any under the tree?
09. I think your ball are hanging too low!
08. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
07. Santa's sack is really bulging.
06. Life up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
05. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
04. I love licking the end until its really sharp and pointy.
03. From where I stand, you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
02. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
01. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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