Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Official Announcement: New Government Seal

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next g eneration, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


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