Star Wars Quotes and Sex

I know what most of you are thinking... Star Wars and Sex? These two words rarely go together... Well If you take anything out of context it will be funny. For those of you who have never seen Star Wars let me just say this... "Get out of my country you communist." Well for your reading pleasure here are my favorite Star Wars Quotes (in no particular order) that should not describe your Sex life.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?

"I'm your father."

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."

Do or do not. There is no try.

Laugh it up, fuzzball!!

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

You cannot resist the power of the Dark Side.

The target area is only two meters wide.

She's your sister.

Ten thousand? I could almost buy my own ship for that!

Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

I will make it legal.


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