Boatload of Cracked...

Well here is another boatload of stuff post.   Lately at work a friend and I have been talking about this site... Well I had some of these links so I figured that I would share... Oh one more thing... By the way if you click on the blue lines it will take you to the article... It's the internet on your computer...

8 Important Lessons Learned from '80's Cartoons
We'd like to point out that we're aware of the fact that some of the cartoons listed below did not originate in the '80s. However, they were on during the '80s, that's when we watched them, so they're '80s cartoons to us. It's like when we refer to bedwetting as "late '90s behavior." Without further ado...

10 Best Animated Movies for Traumatizing Kids
Life is a relentless parade of horrors. Adults try to shield the kiddies from that fact, but every year animated film studios work hard to make sure the real world comes crashing in on little Timmy years ahead of schedule.

5 Questions Season Two of Heroes Had Better F@king Answer
Unlike a certain show about people stranded on a mysterious island that won't be named, by the end of its first season Heroes had managed to neatly wrap up the vast majority of its plot threads and running storylines. The cheerleader was saved; the sword was retrieved; and the exploding man was stopped. Here, we'll re-examine some of the loose threads and questions left over from the first season of Heroes. Hopefully this will help people get back up to speed. Also, this will give us a good excuse to post several pictures of Ali Larter in her panties.

10 Most Memorable Movie Cameos by Non-Actors
Sometimes the most memorable movie cameos come from the most unlikely sources: the game show hosts, the rock musicians, the famous authors. These are people, in other words, whom you wouldn't expect to be sharing screen space with your Martin Lawrences, your Adam Sandlers, your Skeet Ulriches. Nonetheless, against all common reason, there they are. Here are the 10 that made us say "The hell...?" followed by "Hold on, this is awesome."

10 Weakest Songs by Badass Bands
Like athletes, comedians and dungeon-porn actors, time takes its toll on badass musicians. And inevitably, you'll catch your favorite crew of leather-clad/whiskey-swilling/vagina-liking sons of bitches cranking out a song that's suitable for the closing montage of a Grey's Anatomy episode. Here are the 10 most disappointing examples of badass bands playing nice—and subsequently looking like douchebags.

6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped
Dear Hollywood, Hi, it's us! The people who spend money on your movies. Please stop making the same ones over and over again. We've seen the same recycled formulas year after year after year—and frankly, we're tired of it. We'll admit, you've delivered a few gems recently. Transformers, for example, stumbled upon a refreshing formula: Namely, Giant Robots Fighting Each Other + Megan Fox Standing Around Looking Awesome: AWESOME...

6 Most Over-Hyped Threats to America
Whether it's the threat of a terrorist attack, a shady foreign dictator, or men putting their genitals into other men, the powers that be want to keep you afraid of things you simply shouldn't be afraid of. Here are the six most unwarranted sources of fear the Man uses to keep you dumb... and Himself in power.

Five Great Comedians Who've lost It
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