Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By A Woman vs. A Man

10. I think of you as a brother.
Woman: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
Man: You are ugly.

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Woman: You are one jurassic geezer.
Man: You are ugly.

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Woman: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.
Man: You are ugly.

07. My life is too complicated right now.
Woman: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
Man: You are ugly.

06. I am dating someone.
WOman: Wwho's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
Man: You are ugly.

05. I don't date people where I work.
Woman: Wouldn't date you if we were in the same galaxy, much less the same building.
Man: You are ugly.

04. It's not you, it's me.
Woman: It's not me, it's you.
Man: You are ugly.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Woman: My boring and unfulfilling job is better than dating you.
Man: You are ugly.

02. I'm celibate.
Woman: I've sworn off only the men like you.
Man: You are ugly.

...and the number 1 rejection line given by people (and what it actually means).

01. Let's be friends.
Woman: You should stay around so I can tell you about all the other men I meet.
Man: You are unbelievably ugly.