Santas Letter [Zro Edit]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bakerbtch (-5000 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I helped bunnyindisguise hide a body (-173 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I bought porn for qubeley (-10 points). In June I set mariazoomsnail's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I punched bakerbtch in the arm (-10 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I gave talyn781 a kidney (1000 points). In December bumblebee80 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jazmine23tl's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed monkey_god's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I pulled darknightcat's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4737 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, zroman0

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