Left Over Turkey Stories...

I woke up way too early to be awake on my day off. But that's ok I was looking forward to stuffing my face. I came home yesterday and my mother had put new plastic containers. So I started packing some of my stuff nice and need into the containers. I Most of the loose stuff is all in boxes and my room looks so clean. I also vacuumed. Now I know that my room was not that dirty but when the vacuum stopped sucking up dirt I know that that something was awry. I looked at the vacuum to look at the meter that told me whether or not I should change the bag. There are levels of full. There is empty, medium and full. It was on level: Obese. I swear when I opened up the vacuum I thought someone had sucked up a Groundhog into the machine. I changed the bag and continued on my mission of cleaning my room. I was sweating so much I quickly went to take a shower when I was done. I finally tried on my new outfit. It was fucking awesome. Vintage jeans with some Air Walks were the bottom of the piece. I had a brand new Van-Heusen Dress shirt that was red and brown pin stripes. I wore the button down shirt with the top button open and a skin tight red t-shirt underneath. My big Fossil watch on my wrist and a necklace were the accessories. Then to top off the outfit I put on a black suit jacket. Not a sports coat. I wanted a suit jacket. Pictures to come...

I drove my sister to the house were my family was having thanksgiving feast. We listened to The Doors the whole time. I love a nine year old that appreciates the wonders of Jim Morrison. The rest of the ride was great.

Once we arrived where we were going I sat down and took a nap on the couch. I was that tired. I stayed at JCPenney's until 11PM on Wednesday. I bought some luggage for my trip. I think I said that already. The worst part about it was having to park in the J Lot. Of all days... I probably would have jumped of the cliff into the oncoming traffic of East bound 287 I was so depressed. I remember when I first started working at Penney's I could not spell it right and I would spell it Penny. But anyway. Someone from Penney's gave me a ride to my car. The best part was that I realized that I could turn my car on from the A lot all the way to the J lot. I love my remote starter. I stayed in the parking lot for a while and listened to some Cohen... That is a great idea... I'm depressed so I listen to some depressing music.

Anyhow... I was tired... After my nap we went to eat. I ate and ate and ate. I was so full. We played video games for a while... we also played Go. That's the name of the game. It's a Japanese game. Personally I think it's called that because you are always screaming go at the other person when they are taking too long to make their move.

Well anyway... We ate and ate. Then like I promised I went to another friends house where I ate some more. I'm not kidding. I was already stuffed like like cheerleader on homecoming.... well maybe not like that... but I was stuffed none the less. Well then I go to another friends house where I am fed some more. I have pie. More Pie. Pie rules.

I go back to the second house I visited were my friends and I proceeded to play Monopoly. I refused to be the bank. It's my day off damn it. I don't want to handle money. Not even in a game. Well in an attempt to break every anti-trust law on the books I buy Park Place for $735.00. I ended up loosing though. Oh well... Now I am trying to make my own Monopoly game.

Last words from a comedian: Turkey... just be your self... anyone with five fingers can draw you.


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