Wait and watch the W Watch

So W just went to Albania and received a hero's welcome. You can see in the video bellow how much they love that guy. But then again... what do they know. Seriously they are all over him. They are giving him hugs and giving him kisses. Why do they get to be that close. The American public can't even ask him questions let alone get that close. So what happens... W gets his watch stolen... thats right... watch the video and you will see. Not that I can blame the Albanians... Those Mickey Mouse watches are hard to find. The best part about all of this... W denies that his watch was stolen... According to the White House he gave it to his Secret Service staff. "It is not true," said Albania's police director, Ahmet Prenci. I don't get why the criminal is so hard to find. Just look for the the Albanian carrying his balls in a wheelbarrow. Thats it from me... I am off to check Albanian Ebay.




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The Biggest Douchebags Ever Elected

10) Vice President Aaron Burr
Facing trial for killing Alexander Hamilton in a duel, the former Vice President fled to the haven of crazy politicians South Carolina. Later he faced treason charges for trying to create his own country southwest of the original 13 states. Murder and treason? Dick Cheney's got nothing on Burr.


09) Rep. Mark FoleyAccused of having sexually charged IM conversations with underage senate pages, the disgraced former Florida congressman has blamed his homosexuality and molestation by a Catholic priest for his conduct. If those don't work, he'll blame tainted spinach, Terrell Owens, and El Nino.


08) Rep. Preston Brooks
Slightly peeved by some comments made by a senator, Brooks, a South Carolina congressman, entered the Senate floor and nearly beat Charles Sumner to death with a cane on May 22, 1856. Brooks resigned but was immediately reelected, proving once again that the entire state of South Carolina is bat-shit crazy.


07) Gov. Jim McGreevey
The governor of New Jersey made his unqualified gay lover the head of homeland security and then had to resign as governor when his lover threatened to sue the state for sexual harassment. McGreevey announced, "I am a gay American" in his resignation press conference. In reality, he's just an asshole.

06) Old Racist White Men "Robert Byrd and Strom Thurmond"
Proud South Carolinian (surprise, surprise) Thurmond ran for president and carried four states before being elected to the Senate for the next 130 years. Byrd got his political career started as a member of the Ku Klux Klan, but is shockingly not from South Carolina. West Virginia continually reelects the hooded statesman.


05) Mayor Vincent Cianci
The longtime mayor of Providence, Rhode Island resigned in 1984 after pleading no contest to assaulting a man with a lit cigarette, an ashtray and a fireplace log. Proving that Rhode Island is the South Carolina of the North, he was reelected in 1991 and served 11 more years before going down on federal corruption charges.


04) Mayor Marion Barry
After getting caught on tape doing crack with his girlfriend by the FBI, Barry went to prison for six months on drug charges and then got reelected mayor of Washington, D.C. Voters must have believed his defense: "Bitch set me up."


03) President Charles Logan
You're saying that Logan was never elected in real life? Whatever. Next you are going to try to tell us that Jack Bauer does not hunt down Osama bin Laden between season. Come on who else would be keeping the world safe.


02) All the Kennedys
They weren't all elected, but the whole family is pretty much a bunch of assholes. From fatal car accidents and murder to drug possession and skiing like an asshole, those drunken bastards from Massachusetts make South Carolina look like a virtuous state.


01) Mayor Philip Giordano
There are sex scandals. There are underage sex scandals. And there's the shit that the former mayor of Waterbury, Connecticut pulled. Giordano was sentenced to 37 years in prison for having sex with 9-year-old and 11-year-old girls.


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Who Am I?

Ok so we all know about the war in the Middle East and for the longest time I have hated this war... I have always been against it and I have told everyone that would listen... Here at the bank there is this one person who has always been talking about how it was a good thing we went to was and that we should be there finding the terrorist and the weapons of mass destruction... I really did not want to mention that they are now "Weapons of Mass Destruction Related Activities." According to the Bush Administration... We went through this whole thing during the elections about how Bush is the right person for the job and so on and so on.

But today she found out that someone that used to work at the bank died over there. Now I feel bad when ever one person dies... but now she was talking about how the war is wrong and she called it the new Vietnam. Funny this person just a few months ago was singing a totally different tune. Well I ask her about her about her opinion before the death of this person... boy does she get snippy. She says that I am not quoting her right and so on... Well, as like always when I paraphrase, I really don't care... I am just annoyed that now her opinion is totally different... what does that say about the people who support this war. I read an article that over 1400 people have died, not since the start of this war, but since our president landed on a flight carrier claiming all major conflicts had ended there...

What does this say about me? I do not want to turn this into an "I told you so" situation but have the courage to stand up to what you believe in... don’t change your mind have way through... at least don't point out the fact that our last presidential candidate did that and he was unfit to run our country because of it...

Someone once told me that if "You are under 25 and a conservative then you are heartless but if you are over 40 and a Liberal then you are foolish." Will I change my mind one day? WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?

On the same none a wise woman told me this today: People are human and being human we are flawed. It we were perfect, life would be shorter and less interesting. I feel bad because when you know the person directly, it hurts more. In history books the best way to get out of recession (depression) was to go to war because then all your resources are being used. It unifies in a way. People change their opinion based on new information. If you couldn’t change your opinion, more people would be walking around with some very stupid hairdos.

On the same note a wise man told me this: Remember that half the population has below average intelligence.


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