The More I Change, the More I Remain Barbaric

While eating at the food court in the old mall I realized there are somethings I want to change about myself. Yeah I know I just talked about food. What can I say I eat all the time. I'm a fat man waiting to happen.

Thing to Change #1:Not covering my mouth when I yawn. I don't know why don't do it I just don't. Ok I just yawn right now did you see it. I forgot got to cover my mouth until half way through.

Thing to Change #2:Getting Blue Cheese all over myself, the table and 15 napkins when I eat Buffalo Wings.

Thing to Change #3:Picking my teeth with a straw at the food court and restaurants. Why do I pick I pick my teeth. Because of the Buffalo Wings.

The reason why I want to change is not so I can become a better person and all that crap. I just want to be pick up chicks.