Joke Avg. .221

Q. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seven:
--- one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
--- one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
--- one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
--- one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
--- one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
--- one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
--- and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.