From The Gates of Moria

Ok so I was actually going to write something useful but who wants to hear about my life. To day I am going to court to deal with my speeding ticket from oh so long ago. Wish me luck everyone. I remember thinking that this day would never come. Well I would say I'll call everyone and tell you how it went but I'm sure I'll be too busy wiping the blood from my ass after they've raped me.

Hopefully I won't get lost on exit 16 like I did last Sunday morning at 1:30am. Nothing like driving around for 30 minutes trying to find your way back to the parkway. Trying not to get hit by a dear like a fat kid in dodge ball. Thats right I said my car was going to get hit by a dear. My car would crumble like a tuna can with nice rims. Those dear and their cement hard asses would dent the hell out of my car. Well anyway. I'm off to meet the long arm of the traffic law.

But before I go, I figured I would leave you all with some more freaky shit I found on the internet. In honor of Lord of the rings being released on DVD yesterday I figured I would share an animation of Leonard Nimoy's classic 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.' Thats right good old Mr. Spock sang a song about Bilbo and this video is funny as hell.

Bilbo

All you have to do is Right Click and hit open in a new window. Don't worry you won't be downloading anything.

If it doesn't work it could be because you do not have "Macromedia Flash Player Center Windows." If that is the case than go here. You will have to install something. Sorry Scooby Gang I know your parents won't let you install anything on the computers.

Finally there is this. This is the original video of Leonard Nimoy's Song.

Bilbo

Just Right Click and select "Save Target As..."

[EDIT: YouTube Video]


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