Remember June 1

Went to the Paramus mall to hang out with a friend of mine. This is how much of a genius I am. He had called me a few days before and at first he had wanted to meet up at seven. I said five. So we compromised to six. Well on the day of the meeting I think to myself... What time should I get there... I think to myself... "Well he had wanted to meet at seven and I had wanted to meet at six so we must have compromised to six-thirty." So like a dumb ass I walk around the mall waiting for six-thirty with he is sitting at the bar waiting. I got to go to another JCPenney. I should try to go to all of them. That would be cool. Picture of me in front of ever JCP on the planet. Well the rest of the night was really cool, once I apologized like a zillion times. He drank some beers and I just had soda then we both had buffalo wings. Then the best part... When the bar got too loud We walked around the mall. I don't mean through the mall looking at all the shops... I mean around the mall. Well talked about everything from philosophy to not feeling ducks bread.

Amazingly I looked up this very topic up on the Internet and most people are retarded. They say it's ok to feed a duck bread but on the credible websites I found and which seamed to match what the people at the Audubon Society have told me is this. The bread is a nutrition less food that does nothing for the animal. Also if it is a water fowl they will proceeded to contaminate the ground with their crap and since the bread passes right though them it will make their habitat unhealthy. Also if birds become used to being fed they will loose their migratory instinct and then suffer later when there is no one around to feed them. Not to mention that their habitat will not have the time to recuperate while they are not around. The last thing... I'll just shut the hell up now.

But any way it was really cool walking and talking and stuff. There was this chair there that was kind of lonely. It didn't have a back on it it seemed like it was only used while people went outside on their cigarette breaks.

We talked about Catcher in the Rye some more. He told me that I was just like Holden. Could be worse I say.

Well I hope that we get to do it again sometime.


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