Banking With Girls

So I started working at the bank today. Very cool. So as I sit there all I can think of is my JCP training. I also come to agree this great mathematical proof...

[girls] = [time] x [money]
...and as we all know "Time is Money"
[time] = [money]
...therefore
[girls] = [money] x [money]
...to simplify
[girls] = [money] 2
...and we all know that "Money is the root of all evil."
[money] = √[evil]
...therefore
[girls] = (√[evil])2
...so we are forced to conclude that
[girls] = [evil]


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