Only the first twenty...

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
...When you sneeze, it is your lungs that blow the air out. Flatulence comes from your intestinal region. Since they come from two different regions of your body they do not affect each other.

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
...It does not taste better. The only difference is that when a sandwich is cut into a triangle most people will eat it starting at the hypotenuses side of the triangle. Since this side does not have any crust on it most people like that side better. a^2+b^2=delicious.

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
...No it does not. There are no nerve ending in the umbilical cord. That is why the doctor can cauterizing the are when the baby has Umbilical Granuloma. Everyone forgets that the mother is probably relived to get away from the little bastard after nine months.

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
...No you can name your kid anything. That is why you can your kid with the suffix "2.0" That's right... Not "II" as in the The Second or "Jr" as in "Junior." There is also some kid out there with the name Espn, as in E.S.P.N.. Cleveland Evans, a professor at Bellevue University, Nebraska, who has studied baby names in the US for 25 years, can tell you some stories.

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
... There actually is color in the soap bubbles. When an incoming ray of light strikes the outer surface of a bubble, part of the light ray is immediately reflected, while the other part is transmitted into the soap film. After a ray of light reaches the inner surface it is reflected along the same path that it entered. If the crest of the two waves are in sync they will amplify each other in a process called "constructive interference." It is this process that produces the iridescent colors that is seen in bird feathers, insect wings and oil slicks in water puddles.

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
...While there are no laws to own a pet suffering from Polycephaly, if would seem like it is just plan weird. There is no need to name both heads because if one of them comes so does the other... If one of them does something wrong the owner does not know which one too punish so they will punish them both. What is the owner going to say to the dog, "Max I am hitting you with the newspaper because you peed on the rug. Now Sam... just turn your head and don't pay attention."

Why can't liquor freeze?
...Everything in the world freezes. Alcohol does not freeze because if has a lower freezing point. Every substance has one. For water it is 0 degrees Celciuos. Most people try to freeze liquor in their home freezer just like they do their Kool-Aid and soda. The ethanol in alcohol generally has a freezing point of about -114 C. Note: Tried to call maytag to ask what the lowest temperature that their home freezers go but I was kept on hold for too long.

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
...You would be digging down. Directions for something like that are always relative to the person no matter where they are. People judge up and down by determining where the force of gravity is coming from. So if you drop an apple and then proceed to dig in the same direction then you would be digging down. That is why this question does not work China because the term down is used as a relative term.

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
...Because it would only make the 17 year olds boys happy for a little while so they can get into the porn sites but it would piss the hell of the 39 year old women who can not stand the idea of being forty.

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
...No it does not make less space to see out of. That is why you can still see when you frown. You actually only look out of a small point in your eye called the iris.

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
...The word hacky comes from the origin of the game when it was invented in 1972 by John Stalberger and Mike Marshall of Oregon City, Oregon. Stalberger was trying to exercise his knees to recover from surgery. They got a bean bag and decided to call the game "Hackin' the Sack."

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
...They wanted to to play the banjo for her and since she was in the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen she was not going anywhere...

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
...A freeway is defined as a road where there people merging do not have right of direct access... That is why they have to merge. It was never meant to define a lack of speed limit or it being a toll-free highway.

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
...Pepperoni is named after the Italian word for cayenne peppers. Just like salami is named after the Italian word for salt. Pepperoni is actually the plural for peperone. If in Italy do not ask for a pepperoni pizza god knows what you will get but it will not be a vegetable.

How old does something have to be to become an antique?
...Once again antique is a relative term... something has to be retro before it is an antique. That's why people watch "I love the 60's, 70's, and 80's."

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
...If a child is homeless he is not going to bother going to school he is going to look for a place to live first.

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
...To "go off" is often referred to have something go active... such as a bomb or a telephone. This comes from the old days of telephones when to talk on the phone the handle had to be taken "off hook."

Do babies produce more spit than adults?
...No, but what little spit is produced those little bastards get all over the place so it does not matter.

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
...It is still a vegetable. The only difference is that it no longer has the nutritional qualities that a non processed, non-deep fried food would have and that is why it is often regarded as a non-vegetable.

Do cows have calf muscles?
...Yes they do it is just called something else... The gastrocnemius and soleus muscles from the calf muscle. Most people confuse the calf muscle with the first the gastrocnemius muscle because its name is derived from the Greek, gastroknemia, "the belly of the leg" or calf.


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