Sunday, April 15, 2007

Warning: Spoilers Ahead

The Empire Strikes Back -- Vader is Luke's dad
...........Citizen Kane -- Rosebud was his sled
...........Harry Potter -- Harry Potter dies
.................Psycho -- Norman is the killer (in drag)
.....The Usual Suspects -- Verbal is Keyser Sze
........The Sixth Sense -- Doc is dead
.....Planet of the Apes -- Earth, in the future
.............Old Yeller -- Dog gets put down
..........Soylent Green -- Soylent Green is people!
.....Gone With the Wind -- He dumps her
.............The Matrix -- Life is a simulation (whoa)
........Rosemary's Baby -- Husband is in on it
........The Crying Game -- She is a he
..2001: A Space Odyssey -- Dave disconnects HAL
.............Fight Club -- Split personality
....High Plains Drifter -- Citizens paint town red
..................Se7en -- Wife's head in box
...........The Simpsons -- Maggie shot Mr. Burns
.................Dallas -- Mistress shot J. R.
.............Twin Peaks -- Laura Palmer's father did it
.......Romeo and Juliet -- Double suicide
.....Hitchhiker's Guide -- 42
......Lord of the Flies -- Boys are rescued
..............Moby-Dick -- Whale destroys boat, lives
...................Jaws -- Shark destroys boat, killed
Hunchback of Notre-Dame -- He buries himself
.......The Great Gatsby -- Gatsby is murdered
......The Da Vinci Code -- The girl is a descendent of Jesus
........Brave New World -- John commits suicide
.........Fahrenheit 451 -- Burned books are memorized
..............Watergate -- Mark Felt is Deep Throat
.........The Trojan War -- Greek soldiers in horse
................Metroid -- Samus Aran is a woman
...Pit and the Pendulum -- Prisoner is saved
...........Lonelygirl15 -- She's an actress
..............Christmas -- There is no Santa


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