Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Tonight Will Be Fine...
Sometimes I find I get to thinking of the past.
We swore to each other then that our love would surely last.
You kept right on loving, I went on a fast,
now I am too thin and your love is too vast.
But I know from your eyes
that tonight I be fine... for a while.
Oh sometimes I see her undressing for me,
she's the soft naked lady love meant her to be
and she's moving her body so brave and so free.
If I've got to remember that's a fine memory.
and I know from her smile
that tonight I be fine... for a while.
We choose the rooms that we love in with care,
the windows are small and the walls almost bare,
there's more than one bed but there's only one prayer;
and now all that is left is despair.
But I know from your eyes
and I know from your smile
that tonight will be fine... for a while...
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
What Do You Want From Me
As you look around this room tonight
Settle in your seat and dim the lights
Do you want my blood, do you want my tears
What do you want from me
Should I scream until I can't scream any more
Write and write until my fingers are raw
You're so hard to please
What do you want from me
Do you think that I know something you don't know
If I don't promise you the answers would you go
Should I stand out in the rain
Do you want me to make a daisy chain for you
I'm not the one you need
What do you want from me
You can have anything you want
You can drift, you can dream, even walk on water
Anything you want
You can own everything you see
Sell your soul for complete control
Is that really what you need
You can lose yourself this night
See inside there is nothing to hide
Turn and face the light
What do you want from me
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
2008 Movies in Haiku...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Jones is back... again...
So excited to see it...
Aliens? Screw This!
Wall-E
A cute Johny Five
Cleans our future's trash
'Till he falls in love
Hancock
Reluctant hero
a super alcoholic
and a home wrecker
The Incredible Hulk
When he is angry
The Gama radiation...
turns him green and mean
Speed Racer
Obtain some glory
Racing is all you can
Your brother is X
Iron Man
Shrapnel in the heart
Another alcoholic...
with pacemaker suit.
Wanted
Avenge your father
Assassin curve the bullets
Kill what the loom tells
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The children are back
The lion has long been gone
Boring Epic war...
Jumper
Evil Jedi jumps
In Star Wars Two and a Half
Must fight Mace Windu
The Happening
Mark Wahlberg realizes that he is a dead guy who must battle all the aliens using a costume that has been locked in the closet by the village elders only to realizing that the lady living in his pool is the life guard and the whole thing has been orchestrated by Samuel L. Jackson this whole time....
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
That will do pig...
A guy is out in the country, and he looses his way. While he is wondering around the dirt roads of the town he is traveling through he sees a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks the farmer what happened.
"Well, once there was a huge lighting storm. A bolt struck the house, which caught on fire. The pig goes down to the lake, gets water, outs out the fire, and saves us all," Explains the farmer.
"Wow! So that's how he lost the leg?"
"No, but you see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Well, this here pig, sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. But, while doing so we had a cave in and the pig saved all our lives."
"Ah, so that's how he lost his leg?"
"No, Sir. But there was this one morning when a pack of grizzlies smelled some pie my wife left out and started breaking through our windows. The pig scared them off and saved us from certain death."
"Oh I see so that must be the way the pig lost his leg."
"Nope," says the farmer. "But a pig that good? You can't eat him all at once."
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If you want to see what happened to the pig... Click Here.
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