2008 Movies in Haiku...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Jones is back... again...
So excited to see it...
Aliens? Screw This!

Wall-E
A cute Johny Five
Cleans our future's trash
'Till he falls in love

Hancock
Reluctant hero
a super alcoholic
and a home wrecker

The Incredible Hulk
When he is angry
The Gama radiation...
turns him green and mean

Speed Racer
Obtain some glory
Racing is all you can
Your brother is X

Iron Man
Shrapnel in the heart
Another alcoholic...
with pacemaker suit.

Wanted
Avenge your father
Assassin curve the bullets
Kill what the loom tells

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The children are back
The lion has long been gone
Boring Epic war...

Jumper
Evil Jedi jumps
In Star Wars Two and a Half
Must fight Mace Windu

The Happening
Mark Wahlberg realizes that he is a dead guy who must battle all the aliens using a costume that has been locked in the closet by the village elders only to realizing that the lady living in his pool is the life guard and the whole thing has been orchestrated by Samuel L. Jackson this whole time....