That will do pig...

A guy is out in the country, and he looses his way. While he is wondering around the dirt roads of the town he is traveling through he sees a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks the farmer what happened.

"Well, once there was a huge lighting storm. A bolt struck the house, which caught on fire. The pig goes down to the lake, gets water, outs out the fire, and saves us all," Explains the farmer.

"Wow! So that's how he lost the leg?"

"No, but you see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Well, this here pig, sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. But, while doing so we had a cave in and the pig saved all our lives."

"Ah, so that's how he lost his leg?"

"No, Sir. But there was this one morning when a pack of grizzlies smelled some pie my wife left out and started breaking through our windows. The pig scared them off and saved us from certain death."

"Oh I see so that must be the way the pig lost his leg."

"Nope," says the farmer. "But a pig that good? You can't eat him all at once."

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