Songs From The Mall

I finnally got all the CD's I have been collecting. For those who don't know there is this song called Hallelujah and it has been covered 11 times. So I wanted to collect them all. I just wanted to say thanks to all who had to deal with me while I obsesed over this song. So now for your reading pleasure I would like to present the lyrics for this song.


Well I heard there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this :
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Well your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrough ya
She tied you to her kitchen chair
And she broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Baby I've been here before
I've seen this room and I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew ya
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
But love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
It's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

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Quit Your Jibba Jabba

Ok I'm tired of writing a lot and since a picture is worth a 1000 words ... heres my essay. Note: I stole these pictures from many a website so don't even begin to believe that they are mine. I just thought they were funny as hell.


For anyone keeping track.


For the Ecologically amused.


For Talyn


For Qubeley
The Consumer Products Safety Commission and toymaker Mattel Inc. issued a notice on April 14, 2004 telling parents to take a Batmobile toy car away form their children, because the rear tail wings on the car pose a puncture or laceration hazard. The notice covers 314,000 units of the 20-inch blue and gray plastic vehicle with a detachable motorcycle, which was sold at mass merchants and toy stores nationwide from June 2003 through February 2004 for about $27, the notice said. Model number B4944 is written on the bottom of the toy vehicle.


For bd_irish_eyes.


For the fans.


This is me wishing everyone a safe trip back to your normal lives.

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Happy Birthday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3655627.stm
Thanks for the song AgMan.

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So Much for: "El Rey De Los Geeks"

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

You are 45% geek

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

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Three Wishes

.Reached back for the bottle
.And rubbed against the lamp
.Genie came out smiling
.Like some Eastern tramp
.He said^{hey boy what's happening
.What is going on
.You can have three wishes
.If you don't take too long}
.I said _{well
.I wish they were all happy in the Lebanon
.Wish somebody'd help me write this song
.I wish when I was young
.My old man had not been gone}
.Genie said ^{consider it done}
.
.There's something in the air
.And you don't know what it is
.You see someone through the window
.Who you've just learned to miss
.And the hill road leads on to glory but
.You've used up your last wish
.Your last wish
.And you want her to come home
.
.Genie said ^{I'm sorry
.But that's the way it goes
.Where the hell's the lamp sucker
.It's time for me to go
.Bye}

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Why I love the Internet

Hey if you saw it on LiveJournal it must be true.

How High Is Your Sex Drive?
Name
Age
Gender
Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 99%
This QuickKwiz by eva71 - Taken 22866 Times.</a>

Maybe this will explain why can remember so many useless things. Maybe that is why I can remember so many movie lines. Crap I hope that is not the reason why I remember the fact that "Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates."

FREUD, WHERE ARE YOU?

Anyhow. This is supposed to be able to help you remember things. But what if you have a really nasty chore to do like taking out the trash. That's some sick fetish.

What if you are into some really weird sex. What if you are a "looner" or into "sploshing," what then. WARNING: Do not look this stuff up on Google if you are at work, in the company of children or are stealing your wireless broadband access from a church.

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I Am What Google Says I Am

Ok. The game is that you put in your first name into the images section of Google and choose the 3-4 that you like and post them. I edited mine so the are the same size as the other pictures.

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. When I'm done with this last poem I will come back. This is the last one, I promise. I sound like an addict. I might be.

Six more hours until I have Batman: The Animated Serious season 1.

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