Where Has the Happyness Gone

Well I guess we are back to the old stile. I just wanted to go away from Cohen. It seams to have been so prominent in my life for the last 7 or so months and now I want it gone. Thats why I wanted to use Pink Floyd song titles. Oh well. Pink never got me a speeding ticket, or a talking on the phone ticket, or distracted me into crashing my car. I know these things are my fault but I can't help if it's time to let all that stuff go. I know what some people are thinking. 'give up Leonard Cohen?' Not totally but for the most part. Don't worry I'm not insane. I won't start declaring that the river has dried up or the rain has stopped falling. It's coming to the time when things have got to change...

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Ok Enough Is Enough

Ok. So I hope that everyone likes the new layout. I have to apologize to the new readership. I just got you guys to read and then I change the whole layout on you. Don't worry the material is still the same. To all the new people. Once again the rule is "no names." When you write an anonymous post please leave a signature. Don't use your name but use something I can identify you by.

Hey gang say hello to three new readers of my "International House of Pointillism."

For those that are new here is a breakdown of the Scooby Gang.

--Talyn781

--qubeley

--monkey_god


There are others but they don't use LJ so they are not included on the list.

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PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5¢

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Pink Floyd. Yeah I figured I would throw everyone for a loop. Instead of choosing the usual Leonard Cohen I would use the staple of depressing music. Music the that makes the knife edge kiss your wrists.


Are you female or male ................................ Vegetable Man
Describe yourself ............................ Wearing The Inside Out
How do some people feel about you ......... Another Brick In The Wall
How do you feel about yourself ....................... Biding My Time
Describe where you want to be ...................... Outside The Wall
Describe how you feel ........................................ Sorrow
Describe what you want to be ............................... Fearless
Describe your relationship with others ................. Empty Spaces
Describe how you live .............................. Comfortably Numb
Describe how you love ......................... What Shall We Do Now?
What will you do in the future ....................... Remember a Day
Share a few words of wisdom .............. Shine On You Crazy Diamond

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From The Gates of Moria

Ok so I was actually going to write something useful but who wants to hear about my life. To day I am going to court to deal with my speeding ticket from oh so long ago. Wish me luck everyone. I remember thinking that this day would never come. Well I would say I'll call everyone and tell you how it went but I'm sure I'll be too busy wiping the blood from my ass after they've raped me.

Hopefully I won't get lost on exit 16 like I did last Sunday morning at 1:30am. Nothing like driving around for 30 minutes trying to find your way back to the parkway. Trying not to get hit by a dear like a fat kid in dodge ball. Thats right I said my car was going to get hit by a dear. My car would crumble like a tuna can with nice rims. Those dear and their cement hard asses would dent the hell out of my car. Well anyway. I'm off to meet the long arm of the traffic law.

But before I go, I figured I would leave you all with some more freaky shit I found on the internet. In honor of Lord of the rings being released on DVD yesterday I figured I would share an animation of Leonard Nimoy's classic 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.' Thats right good old Mr. Spock sang a song about Bilbo and this video is funny as hell.

Bilbo

All you have to do is Right Click and hit open in a new window. Don't worry you won't be downloading anything.

If it doesn't work it could be because you do not have "Macromedia Flash Player Center Windows." If that is the case than go here. You will have to install something. Sorry Scooby Gang I know your parents won't let you install anything on the computers.

Finally there is this. This is the original video of Leonard Nimoy's Song.

Bilbo

Just Right Click and select "Save Target As..."

[EDIT: YouTube Video]


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Don't Panic

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine soredly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
-- Douglas Adams

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Joke Avg. .221

Q. How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seven:
--- one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
--- one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
--- one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
--- one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
--- one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
--- one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
--- and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Friendship

Thanks Fish. :-)

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