Happy Halloween You Little Bastards

This is what I do since I am hiding from the kids and their crazy pillow cases filled with candy?

It was another

and I was tired of
.
Then, I saw Miss

throwing me

on the corner of

and
.
In no time I pulled out my

and began feeling her

with my
.
"Hey, how'd you like to

on my
?",
I asked. Well, she did, and it felt like pure
.
We were like two

just trying to
.
I tried to

to make sure that I was not ignoring her
.
Then, I let her have my
.
She let out little

and moaned,
"
it feels
.
Even better than the
.
Oh, those beautiful
!!"
She asked if I was into
. I said, "Why don't you take my

and slip it in your

and feel my
?"
Hey, I know men are from

and women are from Venus. Soon, I did not know why but she began to get a little bit on the

side and nine months later... out came
.

Extra Reading

I Need To Change On My Own

A scorpion was wandering along the bank of the river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him across the river.

The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me and I'll drown."

The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown."

The fox thought about it and finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back and the fox began to swim. But halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too."

"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."


Extra Reading

Museings

What kind of justice can there be
_both day and night they invoke me
Goad me on to grant the power
_to describe a shabby wild flower
Each time I settle down to rest
_another poet calls me yet
And there I go to float above
_to find a rhyme for someone's love
My clothes are wrinkled. My hair is blown
_all parts of Earth have I been thrown
Sent to help those in distress
_and make sense of poetic mess
I work my fingers to the bone
_maintaining style and verse and tone
But when the piece is finally done
_the poet alone stands in the sun
I gather up my pieces and rustle out the door
_No more!
If a poet should need another rhyme
_I won't come so easily this time
The brooding intellect should strain
_and work it out in their own brain
It's not as easy but they will see
_They will get on fine with out me
It's too much work for this tired one
_As far as I'm concerned my work is done
I've packed my things. I'll ne leaving soon.
_The time is right for this tired plume
If you are a poet please do not call on me
_Cause even I do not know just where I will be
Sharpen your with, your mind you should use
_and leave me alone. I am one overworked muse.


Extra Reading

Time Stap On Life

Ok... How do I start this... This message is for every woman that reads this damn thing... I have no idea why you would be attracted to me... I have no idea what you could possibly see in me... I am not who you think I am... I am not the caring attentive person you think I am... Let me tell you something... Every woman who, for some reason, made the mistake of getting involved with me has gotten hurt. every single one... I am not exaggerating on this... Each one has left my life with a broken heart... Usually after three years... Its not because I am some kind of amazing ladies man heart throb... No the reason why is quite simple... The reason is that I'm an asshole. That's right this person who you have diluted yourself into thinking is a smart, caring, tender person... Is the same as everyone else... Probably worse... I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake... I am the same decaying fecal matter as everything else. Don't get me wrong... I am trying to change but until then... You should really stay away from me... Stop comparing the way I talk, the way I dress, the way I think with your boyfriend, finance, husband... What you have is a dream and the person who you think I am is ghost... Do you know what the difference between a boyfriend and a husband is? Forty five minutes... But knowing that you have already built a life or you are already planning to build a life, or you are beginning to discover your life you should stick to your original plan before you met me... Either way I suggest that you leave me alone because this self diagnosed walking-waste of human existence is not worth saving.


Extra Reading

December 1, 1955

I have thought about how to start this post all day and I have not been able to think of anything. So I figured that I would just tell everyone that I have not thought of anything. All I can think of is the sadness that I feel right now... I learned the news on LiveJournal first but then I read it on a news site...

The sad news is Rosa Parks is dead at 92. Thats right, one of the most important women in the history of United States has passed. Her small refusal, and small act of civil disobedience changed the world for the better... She had ability to do great things with small gestures with no consideration for her own well being... That is the true meaning of being a hero... A very sad moment for the human race has fallen upon us. Rest in peace brave soul... I hope she rides on the front seat of the bus all the way to heaven.

A mere 50 years ago laws existed that dehumanized American citizens... Let this be a reminder of how far we have come for it will be difficult to live up to the standard that she has set for all of us... But also let it be a light to show the world how far we need to go. I think many people do not understand the important nature of this woman's life... After all all the kids think it cool to sit on back of the bus...

She helped change the worlds view of people... She helped us all see others for what they are and not for what the law classifies them. RIP to someone that was brave enough to stand up... uh sit down and change history.


Extra Reading

I Liked It So I Stole It

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.


001) Does bumblebee80 go to your school? No... :-(
002) What would monkey_god give bakerbtch for his/her birthday? Tupperware
003) Has jazmine23tl been to your house/dorm? I wish.
004) Does bumblebee80 smoke? Death to Reality Check.
005) If mariazoomsnail was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? DarkNightCat
006) Does monkey_god have a big secret? Yes and he is not telling.
007) Is bunnyindisguise related to talyn781? No she would shoot him with an AK-47.
008) Is bumblebee80 introverted or extroverted? Introverted to the 10x10^1295 degree.
009) How long would jazmine23tl dating qubeley last? 3 months... sorry Jaz
010) If bakerbtch commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Muffins
011) How many monkeys could jazmine23tl fight at once and win against? She fends them of with a stick.
012) What rank would monkey_god have in a giant robot army? Private on KP duty.
013) Does qubeley have a dog? Yes and I want to kick it!
014) Where was bunnyindisguise born? North Pole.
015) What animal should bumblebee80 be combined with? Rajah
016) Would qubeley and jazmine23tl make a good couple? No but it would be hot!
017) If talyn781 took over the world, who would suffer? Everyone not on his budy list.
018) What song/movie would you recommend to qubeley? Leonard Cohen's Bird On A Wire
019) How would jazmine23tl conquer the world? Her Beauty.
020) Is bumblebee80 a high school student? No... About time...
021) What is talyn781's favorite food? Cheese pizza... Thats it... Just Cheese...
022) What would mariazoomsnail think of bunnyindisguise? Someone cool to talk to.
023) What video game does bakerbtch remind you of? Space Invaders
024) Where was monkey_god born? Jungle
025) What is bunnyindisguise's favorite game? Mancala
026) Have you flirted with bakerbtch? Every single day... haha...
027) Do you have talyn781's screenname? Hell yeah.
028) Is darknightcat athletic? She would run circles around me.
029) What flavor of jello would bakerbtch be? Ask qubeley... They've swaped spit.
030) What word best describes bunnyindisguise? Determined.
031) Would qubeley and darknightcat look good together? No
032) What languages does monkey_god speak? English and Monkey...
033) Does jazmine23tl travel a lot? Yes thats why I don't talk to her too much.
034) Would you ever date bakerbtch? After I shoot talyn781.
035) Is jazmine23tl popular? When she walks into a room everyone pay atention.
036) What color should qubeley dye their hair? She should leave it just the way it is... Perfect.
037) Where did you first meet mariazoomsnail? Family reunion.
038) What do you disagree with bunnyindisguise about? Who I am and what I can be.
039) Is bunnyindisguise an emo? No she is more of an H&M kind of girl.
040) Is bumblebee80 in a relationship? No but Fools do Rush In
041) What would you do if you found out darknightcat has a crush on you? Stay out of NYC.
042) How long have you known qubeley? The begining of time.
043) Is bumblebee80 friends with mariazoomsnail? They don't know each other but they should.
044) Did jazmine23tl break up with you? No but she has broken my heart.
045) Are bakerbtch and talyn781 married? lmfao
046) When did you last call bunnyindisguise? Last Friday... But last Since.
047) What would bumblebee80 do differently in your shoes? Everything... She has small feet.
048) What is qubeley's shoe size? I don't know but I just found out she has small calves.
049) One thing you can't stand about darknightcat? Nothing... She is too cool.
050) Is bakerbtch related to you? Only in our hearts.
051) Is talyn781 your best friend? Absolutely.
052) Is jazmine23tl a nerd? Yes but she is also super hot... Best of both worlds.
053) Do talyn781 and qubeley go to the same school? No just the same home.
054) If qubeley and bumblebee80 were spliced together, what would it be like? Sugar and Spice.
055) Would you wrestle bakerbtch in jello? Hell Yeah!!!
056) What mental disorder does jazmine23tl remind you of? Three-Month-Boyfriend-boredom.
057) Which president would talyn781 be likely to idolize? El Presidente.
058) What do you agree with darknightcat about? Her cousin.
059) What is bumblebee80's favorite movie? The Notebook.
060) How would bumblebee80 kill qubeley? Cuteness power.
061) Does qubeley drink? Just to love other women.
062) Has talyn781 dyed their hair? I don't think so...
063) What animal does bakerbtch remind you of? Liger.
064) What is bunnyindisguise allergic to? My cooking.
065) Which of your friends should talyn781 go out with? See #45
066) Could you see qubeley and talyn781 together? They used to live together does that count.
067) Do you have a crush on jazmine23tl? WHo wouldn't...
068) What is mariazoomsnail's biggest flaw? Self doubt.
069) Do you think bumblebee80 is hot? Only in her hoody... lol.
070) Are jazmine23tl and darknightcat going out? No...
071) Where would bunnyindisguise most like to visit? Everywhere... She wants to go everywhere.
072) If jazmine23tl took over the world, who would be happy? All the men of the world.
073) What is monkey_god's favorite band/artist? What ever Qubeley tells him.
074) Is jazmine23tl single? I think so...
75) What is darknightcat's favorite color? Dunno.
076) If mariazoomsnail and monkey_god were spliced together, what would be its name? MonkeySnail.
077) What exotic animal would bumblebee80 like as a pet? The mice from Cinderella...
078) How tall is bumblebee80? Tall enough for me to put my chin on her head...
079) Thoughts on jazmine23tl? Sexy/Smart
080) Does bumblebee80 know qubeley? No but I would film their first meeting.
081) jazmine23tl's hair color? Depends on her relationship...
082) If bakerbtch had a superpower, what would it be? Heat vision but only to make pie.
083) One quality you find attractive in bumblebee80? Innocence/Purity.
084) If qubeley and monkey_god were siamese twins, where would they be joined? Their egos.
085) Does jazmine23tl have a crush on mariazoomsnail? These questions are getting repedative.
086) Would you make out with jazmine23tl? Hell yeah!
087) What planet should bumblebee80 be from? Cutie Prime
088) Have you ever dated bumblebee80? No but we have held hands...
089) If monkey_god were hanging off a cliff, what would darknightcat do? Put on a chicken hat.
090) Is bumblebee80 dead sexy? Yes... but save the drama for your mama...
091) Is bumblebee80 1337? No... Actually when she reads this question she will wonder what it is...
092) Would you set up jazmine23tl and qubeley? Only if I get to watch...
093) Are darknightcat and jazmine23tl going steady? No... I am getting bored.
094) Would jazmine23tl go out with bunnyindisguise? Only in my dreams...
095) What comic book character would monkey_god be? Beast... sorry dude...
096) What would you do if bumblebee80 died? Cremate my Disney DVD's
097) bunnyindisguise's eye color? It changes...
098) Would jazmine23tl be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate... Shows of more skin...
099) Is bunnyindisguise a college student? Yes she is...
100) Does qubeley do drugs? No but it would be cool if she did...


Extra Reading