In The Words Of Dante...

Penguin: I’M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

Fish: lol

Fish: I asked if I could call the new people n00bs when they start here. I don’t think he’s going to go for it.

Penguin: I think it’s a good idea... Why don’t you tell them to go to the store for some elbow grease and some headlight fluid?

Fish: Hehe. I swear n00bie. If I have to turn around one more time... I won’t be responsible for my actions.

Penguin: And while they are there make them wear light red armor.

Fish: You know there’s a word for light red...

Penguin: Oh yeah? What is it?

Fish: Pink!

Penguin: I’m going to poison your next meal.

Fish: lol

Penguin: I still have to finish season three

Fish: And copy it.

Penguin: I don’t know... that is illegal.

Fish: HA!

Penguin: What... are you making fun of me because I am trying to be a law abiding citizen on this great here country.

Fish: LMAO! Mere l33t cannot express how funny that statement is!


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