Wednesday, April 26, 2006

My-Life-Sucks Awareness Day

With every disorder that comes up in the world we have to have some kind of awareness day for it. The other day was Bi-Polar awareness day. Why? I am already aware that I have Bi-Polar disorder. I do not need to be reminded that I have this. It only makes me sad... Then happy... Then sad... Then happy again...

I am sorry but I do not need any special attention from the world. I do not want it. There are those out there who use this as a good reason for their "poor me" drama. Everyone has an excuse why they can not do something they want. If they cant get the job they wanted it was because "The Man" was against them. HEY!!! Maybe it had something to do with your grades. That could be a reason why you are still working in McDonalds ten years later.

Back to disorders... Have you ever noticed that now there are some really specific disorders for everything? Such as CFS. CFS stands for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Do you know what my parents would call that? Lazy. People are quick to label a medical problem on their child because they do not want to take time to say, "Hey, maybe I should raise my child a little bit different." Everyone really wants to spank their child but they are afraid of being someone screaming "child abuse." These parents just need to cowboy-up and do it. I was spanked as a child. And it did me good. I would probably be knocking up convenience stores right now if I was not whipped into shape.

I have some good ideas for fundraising...
...The-Anorexia-Bakeoff.
...Tone-deaf-Sing-Along.
...Narcolepsy-Sleep-Over.

I thought these would be good ideas for some disorders. If you want a better awareness fund raiser for a more serious ailment... Well you can join in on the Alzheimers-Hide-And-Seek.


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