I Fucking Hate This

The Fucking Disclaimer

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. You should not underestamate the use of the word. FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It is the atmosphere and versatility that the word creates that makes it useful. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Brad fucked Angelina) and intransitive (Brad and Angelina fucked). It can be an active verb (Brad fucked Angelina) or a passive verb (Angelina was fucked by Brad). Or an adverb (Angelina is a fucking bitch) and a noun (Angelina is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Angelina is fucking beautiful).

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Aggression ........................ "Fuck you!!!"
Agreement ......................... "Absofuckinglutely."
Ambiguity ......................... "I'm not so fucking sure."
Apathy ............................ "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion ......................... "What the fuck....?"
Denial ............................ "I didn't fucking do it."
Despair ........................... "Fucked again."
Desperation ....................... "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Diffuclty ......................... "Can not fucking understand."
Directions ........................ "Fuck off."
Disappointment .................... "That's not fucking fair."
Disbelief ......................... "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Disgust ........................... "Fuck me!!!"
Dismay ............................ "Oh, fuck it."
Displeasure ....................... "What the fuck is going on?"
Fraud ............................. "They fuck you at the Drive Through."
Greetings ......................... "How the fuck are you?"
Hate .............................. "You Fuck!"
headache .......................... "Go fuck yourself."
Incestuous ........................ "Motherfucker."
Incompetence ...................... "He fucks up everything."
Lost .............................. "Where the fuck are we?"
Love .............................. "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Maternal .......................... "Motherfucker."
Pain .............................. "Fuck ! that hurt."
Panic ............................. "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Perplexity ........................ "I know fuck all about it."
Pissed off ........................ "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Pleasure .......................... "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Poker hand ........................ "A Royal Fuck."
Praising the Lord ................. "Jesus Fucking Christ.">
Refusal ........................... "Oh you can fuck right off."
Relationships ..................... "Let's fuck now!"
Resignation ....................... "Oh fuck it."
Retaliation ....................... "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Sex ............................... "Let's fuck."
Surprise .......................... "Fucking hell what was that?"
Suspicion ......................... "Who the fuck are you?"
Trouble ........................... "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Never forget the words of these famous people.
General Custer .................... "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima ................ "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic ............ "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo ...................... "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein .......................... "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn ......................... "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon ....................... "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell ................... "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn ....................... "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon ..................... "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda ........................ "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher ..................... "What fucking map?"
Picasso ........................... "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus .............. "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson ................... "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently ................. "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus ........................ "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney ....................... "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc ....................... "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush ....................... "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples ...................... "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah .............................. "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump ...................... "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy ........................ "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton ...................... "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope .......... "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 ... "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
Bill Clinton ...................... "I should have fucked her."

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature. Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.


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