Some Nerdy Quotes

13) Well It looks like an ID10T Error.

12) Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

11) Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

10) My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

09) A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

08) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

07) I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

06) I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

05) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

04) My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

03) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

02) If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

01) There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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