What does a kiss taste like?

The other day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blind folded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" The little boy replied, "No, I don't." To which the teacher said back, "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

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