The Biggest Douchebags Ever Elected

10) Vice President Aaron Burr
Facing trial for killing Alexander Hamilton in a duel, the former Vice President fled to the haven of crazy politicians South Carolina. Later he faced treason charges for trying to create his own country southwest of the original 13 states. Murder and treason? Dick Cheney's got nothing on Burr.


09) Rep. Mark FoleyAccused of having sexually charged IM conversations with underage senate pages, the disgraced former Florida congressman has blamed his homosexuality and molestation by a Catholic priest for his conduct. If those don't work, he'll blame tainted spinach, Terrell Owens, and El Nino.


08) Rep. Preston Brooks
Slightly peeved by some comments made by a senator, Brooks, a South Carolina congressman, entered the Senate floor and nearly beat Charles Sumner to death with a cane on May 22, 1856. Brooks resigned but was immediately reelected, proving once again that the entire state of South Carolina is bat-shit crazy.


07) Gov. Jim McGreevey
The governor of New Jersey made his unqualified gay lover the head of homeland security and then had to resign as governor when his lover threatened to sue the state for sexual harassment. McGreevey announced, "I am a gay American" in his resignation press conference. In reality, he's just an asshole.

06) Old Racist White Men "Robert Byrd and Strom Thurmond"
Proud South Carolinian (surprise, surprise) Thurmond ran for president and carried four states before being elected to the Senate for the next 130 years. Byrd got his political career started as a member of the Ku Klux Klan, but is shockingly not from South Carolina. West Virginia continually reelects the hooded statesman.


05) Mayor Vincent Cianci
The longtime mayor of Providence, Rhode Island resigned in 1984 after pleading no contest to assaulting a man with a lit cigarette, an ashtray and a fireplace log. Proving that Rhode Island is the South Carolina of the North, he was reelected in 1991 and served 11 more years before going down on federal corruption charges.


04) Mayor Marion Barry
After getting caught on tape doing crack with his girlfriend by the FBI, Barry went to prison for six months on drug charges and then got reelected mayor of Washington, D.C. Voters must have believed his defense: "Bitch set me up."


03) President Charles Logan
You're saying that Logan was never elected in real life? Whatever. Next you are going to try to tell us that Jack Bauer does not hunt down Osama bin Laden between season. Come on who else would be keeping the world safe.


02) All the Kennedys
They weren't all elected, but the whole family is pretty much a bunch of assholes. From fatal car accidents and murder to drug possession and skiing like an asshole, those drunken bastards from Massachusetts make South Carolina look like a virtuous state.


01) Mayor Philip Giordano
There are sex scandals. There are underage sex scandals. And there's the shit that the former mayor of Waterbury, Connecticut pulled. Giordano was sentenced to 37 years in prison for having sex with 9-year-old and 11-year-old girls.


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Santa gets mugged

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Some Nerdy Quotes

13) Well It looks like an ID10T Error.

12) Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

11) Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

10) My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

09) A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

08) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

07) I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

06) I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

05) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

04) My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

03) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

02) If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

01) There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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Dear Santa

Every Year, millions of kids around the world write letters to Santa in hopes of receiving gifts for Christmas. Unfortunately these kids are fools. Santa Clause does not exist. Like schoolchildren, many political leaders also send letters to St. Nick each Christmas. This year, the United States Post Office has waived its tampering with the mail law and here are a few of them.

Dear Santy Clause,
Thank you for making me in your own image. I do not want a gift for Christmas this year. All I want is Peace on Earth. And a Pony. Thank you for making my wife out of one of my ribs.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush.

Dear Santa Clause,
My son is 60 years old and still thinks you exist. He also confuses you with God every year at around this time. I do not have the heart to tell him it is just me in a red suit. For Christmas this year, please give me a gift certificate redeemable either at Dairy Queen or for a lobotomy. The lobotomy would be for me; the ice cream would be for my son.
Sincerely,
George H.W. Bush

Dear Dr. Christmas,
You like that? "Dr. Christmas?" I just came up with it. I've got a million of 'em! For Christmas this year, I am thinking I would like a boob job. It does not need to be anything special. Just the biggest and best you can fit me with. Actually, to hell with that. I have been naughty this year. Just gimme the implants. Sweet. Thanks, Santa!
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Dear Santa Claus,
For Christmas this year, I would like a lump of coal.
Sincerely,
Hillary Rodham

Dear Santa Claus,
I was one of those kids who was born on Christmas. Everyone always combines the celebrations just to cheat me out of getting all my presents. All I want this year is the best birthday party ever. Can you make that happen?
Sincerely,
Jesus Christ

Dear Santa Claus,
Christmas came early for me this year when Michael Richards said the N-word about 600 times in the course of four minutes. Thank you. Next time hide my gifts better. You know I like a Surprise.
Sincerely,
Rev. Al Sharpton

Dear Kris Kringle,
I want a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time. I need this to protect my home from quails and bandits. My mom says I'll shoot my eye out.
Sincerely,
Dick Cheney

Dear Santa Claus,
I need your help. I know that I am not in charge of the army anymore but still. I heard that Rudolf shoots lasers from his nose to protect the North Pole. Is it true?
Sincerely,
Donald H. Rumsfeld


Extra Reading

What does a kiss taste like?

The other day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blind folded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" The little boy replied, "No, I don't." To which the teacher said back, "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

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Goodbye...

ATTENTION!!!
Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will all be safe... I am just posting this to say goodbye.


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I Fucking Hate This

The Fucking Disclaimer

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. You should not underestamate the use of the word. FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It is the atmosphere and versatility that the word creates that makes it useful. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Brad fucked Angelina) and intransitive (Brad and Angelina fucked). It can be an active verb (Brad fucked Angelina) or a passive verb (Angelina was fucked by Brad). Or an adverb (Angelina is a fucking bitch) and a noun (Angelina is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Angelina is fucking beautiful).

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Aggression ........................ "Fuck you!!!"
Agreement ......................... "Absofuckinglutely."
Ambiguity ......................... "I'm not so fucking sure."
Apathy ............................ "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion ......................... "What the fuck....?"
Denial ............................ "I didn't fucking do it."
Despair ........................... "Fucked again."
Desperation ....................... "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Diffuclty ......................... "Can not fucking understand."
Directions ........................ "Fuck off."
Disappointment .................... "That's not fucking fair."
Disbelief ......................... "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Disgust ........................... "Fuck me!!!"
Dismay ............................ "Oh, fuck it."
Displeasure ....................... "What the fuck is going on?"
Fraud ............................. "They fuck you at the Drive Through."
Greetings ......................... "How the fuck are you?"
Hate .............................. "You Fuck!"
headache .......................... "Go fuck yourself."
Incestuous ........................ "Motherfucker."
Incompetence ...................... "He fucks up everything."
Lost .............................. "Where the fuck are we?"
Love .............................. "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Maternal .......................... "Motherfucker."
Pain .............................. "Fuck ! that hurt."
Panic ............................. "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Perplexity ........................ "I know fuck all about it."
Pissed off ........................ "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Pleasure .......................... "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Poker hand ........................ "A Royal Fuck."
Praising the Lord ................. "Jesus Fucking Christ.">
Refusal ........................... "Oh you can fuck right off."
Relationships ..................... "Let's fuck now!"
Resignation ....................... "Oh fuck it."
Retaliation ....................... "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Sex ............................... "Let's fuck."
Surprise .......................... "Fucking hell what was that?"
Suspicion ......................... "Who the fuck are you?"
Trouble ........................... "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Never forget the words of these famous people.
General Custer .................... "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima ................ "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic ............ "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo ...................... "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein .......................... "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn ......................... "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon ....................... "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell ................... "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn ....................... "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon ..................... "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda ........................ "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher ..................... "What fucking map?"
Picasso ........................... "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus .............. "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson ................... "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently ................. "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus ........................ "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney ....................... "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc ....................... "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush ....................... "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples ...................... "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah .............................. "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump ...................... "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy ........................ "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton ...................... "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope .......... "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 ... "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
Bill Clinton ...................... "I should have fucked her."

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature. Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.


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I Spy for my little eye

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Game 002: 3D Tetris

Every year around this time I spend a ridiculous amount of time on Tetris. MY highest score on Tetris on the Game Boy is something like 116,000 points that's right... For anyone who knows Game Boy Tetris that is insane... That is past level Ten. I think when you break 100,000 points that is when you get the funny dance. I remember at that point I am looking around at my surroundings watching everything spin around and around. Oh well... This is not Game Boy Tetris but what can I say. It is still really cool.
If you do not know what I am talking about... Well thats why there is an 'Extra Reading' Section. For those of you who have not seen that section before... "for shame!" Thats where all the fun stuff happens.


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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

01) Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

02) Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

03) Dementia ---I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

04) Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

05) Manic ---Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....

06) Paranoid ---Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

07) Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

08) Personality Disorder ---You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm GonnaPout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

09) Attention Deficit Disorder ---Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.


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Evolution of Dance

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Top Five Animal Geeks

I found this list from C/Net... This was edited for easier reading and to add another animal.


05) Laika The cosmonaut Dog
--- Was shot into space
Laika was found as a straw wandering the streets of Moscow. She was launched into space in Sputnik 3 on November 3, 1957. Laika died a few hours after launch from stress and overheating, likely due to a malfunction in the thermal control system. The true cause of her death was not made public until decades after the flight. Although Laika did not survive the trip, the experiment proved that a living passenger could survive being launched into orbit. It paved the way for human space flight and provided scientists with some of the first data on how living organisms react to space flight environments.

04) Dolly The Sheep
--- Lost her Individuality
Dolly, the first successfully cloned mammal, is now deceased and her lovingly stuffed carcass can be viewed at the Royal Museum in Edinburgh. She was cloned from a cell in 1996 and was genetically identical to her 'mother'. Scientists have speculated that Dolly's premature death may have been a result of her source genetic material coming from a six-year-old ewe. This may have meant that Dolly was genetically already six years old when born. Dolly achieved significant celebrity, but never appeared in any major television shows or a motion picture. She is, however, the geekiest sheep in all of history.

03) Schrödinger's Cat
--- Feline Paradox
Schrödinger's cat is a hypothetical animal used to demonstrate a 'quantum superposition' where 'dead' and 'alive' states coexist. It's enough to blow your mind, so skip onwards if your office party was yesterday. If a cat was put in a box with a poison that could be released at a completely random time by the decay of a radioactive isotope, the cat could be either alive or dead at the same time from the point of view of anyone outside the box. This describes quantum superposition and decoherance. One qualified physics expert described it as something along the lines of: "If a tree were to fall in the woods and no one was there to hear it, would it make a noise?"

02) Pavlov's Dog
--- Dribbling Pioneer
Ivan Pavlov used many dogs in his famous experiments, but only one remains morbidly preserved in the Pavlov Museum. The Russian scientist discovered a phenomena known as 'classical conditioning'. Using dogs as his test subjects, Pavlov monitored the amount of saliva an animal produces when exposed to food under different circumstances. He soon discovered that the dogs would salivate in anticipation of food if other stimuli (such as the ringing of a bell) previously associated with food were present. Pavlov could effectively make his dog salivate by ringing a bell even if there was no food to eat -- a heartlessly cruel but fascinating achievement.

01) Ham the Astrochimp
--- First Chimp in Space
Other than sitting calmly in his biopack, Ham's only task on his Project Mercury space mission was to push a lever when he saw a flashing blue light. Although he performed the task flawlessly, scientists had rigged an incentive in the form of electrodes on Ham's feet. These would send a persuasive shock to the chimpanzee should he dawdle. Luckily for Ham, his little arm reached out tentatively and pulled the lever soon after his capsule entered space, on 31 January 1961. Ham splashed down in the ocean and went on to live until the grand old age of 27. He spent most of his remaining time on earth as a celebrity, appearing on television and in a film with Evel Knievel.


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Two Months Later

Wow where has the time gone... Well I guess I should apologize for not being around in a while. What can I say... I guess I have been too busy trying to have my birthday today. Don't ask. Well I hope everyone continues to log on. I have a lot of stuff that I want everyone to read. I am sure that everyone has been wondering where I have been all of this time. What can I say; I have been working like crazy. I have been doing 50-hour weeks at the bank. I wish I could show you guys some of the things that I have been doing at the bank but what can I say it is all confidential so I can not talk about them. Ok that is all I have to say. Have a happy day!


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