Thursday, March 11, 2004

More On The Killer Rabbit

Bunny rabbits. I guess I should talk about these little crapping machines.

First a joke. There is a bear taking a crap in the woods. As he finishes a small rabbit hops by. The bear calls the rabbits attention and asks, "Hey, Rabbit do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says that he has never had a problem like that. So then the bear picks up the rabbit and uses the bunny to wipe his ass.

Thank you. Thank you I'll be here all weak. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Well we had two rabbits. One was Nubby and the other SnowFlake. Yeah guess witch one was the white one. Actually I shouldn't be so sarcastic about naming. My grandparents had these two horses. This black one called Sunny and this brown one called Shadow. Good thing those two couldn't talk because I'm sure the first thing to come out of their mouth would be, "What the fuck?"

Oh yeah the rabbits. Well one day Nubby ran away. He just left. So we got another rabbit called S'mores. Well during the winter Nubby started returning for the night. He would come home while we were eating dinner and break into the cage. He would stay there until it was feeding time and then run away before the morning. Current bunny count: 2.5. Well we lived with 2.5 rabbits for a while until Monday I come home and my sister runs up to the front door and tells someone dropped of a box with nine bunnies inside. Well we all know how well that goes. "So we have 11.5 rabbits now?" She tells me that her friend took one. Current bunny count: 10.5. Well my mom has managed to give most of them away. Current bunny count: 4.5.

On site news. I was going to just add this to my previous post but people have already read my previous post. I accidentally posted it three times. I deleted two but that means that I accidentally deleted Qubeley post.

WANT TO START SOMETHING, PUNK!

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