Men are from Uranus

Well I know I have not written anything in a while so here goes. Well I just wanted to tell everyone about me washing my car. We all know how it started but the next day on Friday I washed it with a garden hose I bought at Target. I woke bright and early to wash the car. Little did I know that since it was bellow freezing the water washed the car but only for a little while. It all froze right on the car. My pour car looked like it had just come out out a bukkake scene in a German sheister video. I know all the males reading this will know what it means. And for those people, all I have to say is "Who ever said the Internet doesn't teach you anything?" For all of those who are thinking about doing a Google search for that word... don't, and I mean DON'T do it if you are at work or if you have little kids around or if you are my mother. And if you happen to be a combination of any of these three... kill me now. Well anyway.

See this is how men and women are different. Men are so sure about what they want in a woman sexually. The other day I was having this conversation with a friend of mine who had had their [expletive deleted] pierced. I totally freaked out. I was like: "Holly [expletive deleted], dude. How could you [expletive deleted] do that. I mean it's your [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] for [expletive deleted] gods sake. Granted you [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] does not do much [expletive deleted] but hey who cares except for your boyfriend." Actually I did not say all that. I just asked her if she was bare or not. She said yes. I thought that was so hot. This is how men and women are different. A woman can be so hot with a nice landing strip down there. But if a guy tried to do that than he would just look like one of Michael Jackson's love interests.

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