Easter: The Self Hating Dentist Hollyday

Once again it has been to long since my last post. For that all I can say is I'm sorry. But I do have a good excuse. You see I got this link from a friend of mine that was suppose to be the "Hottest girl on girl action on the Internet." Well part of it was. But I fear hidden in the links of lesbian love I might have download some nefarious software. So that totally slowed down my Torrent download times. See all because I wanted some p0rn. Some times I hate being a guy. Damn you testosterone producing pituitary glands.

Well I know I have a lot to catch up on. No more putting things off. Everyone knows that a procrastinators work is never done. For starters ... It snowed. Jesus Christ it's March. God cut the crap. I don't want any more snow until winter. I think god is really pissed about this whole “Passion of Christ” movie. I think that is why we are getting the snow. Are locusts next? I mean, I like Mel Gibson but I don't see how Mad ,Max all of a sudden becomes a religious authority.

But it's ok that J.C. Got crucified right. I mean he comes back from the dead. Those that are politically correct would say that he was electroencephalographically challenged. Well god showing the world that he still has a sense of humor gives us an egg laying rabbit to celebrate J.C. coming back to life. Now I do know that he is a mammal but maybe he's been getting prison raped by a rooster or something. For Celebrity boxing I would like to see the Easter rabbit getting the crapped kicked out of him but the Energizer bunny. Energizer would just kick the shit out of Easter over and over and over and over and over. Come on he doesn't get tired. But Easter has brought us the greatest thing to come out of a candy factory since an Umpa Lumpa. The give us the peep.

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